7.29.2014

Scatter Like Ants

In an emergency, scatter like ants after disembarking the plane.

7.25.2014

No Safe Access

Some might take this as an invitation to cross the barrier and keep on trekking.

7.23.2014

Cliff Edge

When rock-climbing, use a rope.

When standing at the edge of a cliff, hop on the rocks.

7.21.2014

Keep Your Hair On!

It did sound like an air-raid siren. Just wondering why a man in a van will shout at us in those other situations, though. Also, a suggestion: maybe they should invest in new pagers.