Plants Are out to Get You

No Safe Access

Some might take this as an invitation to cross the barrier and keep on trekking.

You Rebel

Self explanatory.

Puppies Can't Sit?

Your puppy could cause mischief 100 different ways, but sitting?

Alcohol Strictly Prohibited on our...Parks

Strictly no wine on the park.

No Exit

No exit from the cemetary on Gravesend Place...clever.

Whilst

What if the tram is on fire?

No Crash Helmets

But what if I'm cold or have been riding my bike? Or maybe I have epilepsy and need to wear a crash helmet. that's discrimination.

Evil Croc

That is one evil-looking crocodile. I definitely do not think he's the safest swimming partner.

Why the Scotty Dog Hate?

No men's bikes.

No Scotty dogs.

No dropping rocks on birds.

No guzzling medicine.

No hiking in roller blades.

No squatting on skateboards.

Don't Terrify Birds

Does that bird not look petrified? Apparently, keas are horrified by food.

Many People Have Died

Don't sit on the fence because it has caused deaths.

Also, I love that there's an "injury or death" warning at many sites you see in Australia.

Sweatband Ban

No sweatbands while riding a bike.

Sounds Like a Challenge

But you could leap-frog it, or maybe pole vault.

You Could Tip Over

No balancing on your head.

No Headless Dogs

Your dog must have its head attached.

Questionable Water Source

Don't drink water out of the random, sketchy faucet.

No Standing

You mean like this? Oops!

Croc Bait

Don't waive your arm in front of the crocodile, or he'll chomp it off.

Only on the Toilet, Please

Your butt should not go in the toilet, just on it (or over it, if you're a hoverer).