Don't Let Your Mind Wander...

Do a Little Dance

Keep Your Hair On!

It did sound like an air-raid siren. Just wondering why a man in a van will shout at us in those other situations, though. Also, a suggestion: maybe they should invest in new pagers.

Emergency Use Only

Float is not a toy.

Explosive Toilet?

This sign was posted outside a restroom. I didn't feel safe.

Levitate a Bicycle

Use your mind to make the bike float over your head. Probably best not to attempt with a rider.

*Shower with a Friend or 2

Ok, conserving energy by turning off the lights, I get. But advocating showering with a friend or 2 at a hostel? Nope.

Asbestos in the Cavity

Put your pads in the asbestos-ridden container.

Judgmental Radio

Harsh radio was always judging me :(

Free Cup of Conversation

I don't know what a cup of conversation is, but I'll take anything that's free.

Car Bacon

So many ways to receive bacon in this car!

Playground?

The street IS the playground.

Nap Time

The napping man doesn't have a blanket, so he must be warming up in the sun.

Invisible Owner

This dog is able to walk itself without an owner, much like the invisible dog toy of my childhood.

Why So Sad?

Australian outlets always look so sad, but this one laments being on fire.

Fuel the Fire

This sign appears to be instructing me to add gasoline to the already burning fire.

Interpreting a Trash Can

Is the trash can:

a) waving its arms in the air

b) a Viking

c) on fire

d) something else (leave a comment with your suggestin)

Seductive Grapes

Loose grapes can cause STDs.

When the Road is Clear

My bad, I thought I'd run out in high traffic.

Water Safety

You may stand or float in the water, but do not squat or dive onto submerged rocks.