Fence Sitting May Lead to Death

No sitting on the fence...MANY PEOPLE HAVE DIED.

Many People Have Died

Don't sit on the fence because it has caused deaths.

Also, I love that there's an "injury or death" warning at many sites you see in Australia.

Try a Fork in the Toaster

Sticking a fork in the toaster may cause you to become a charred skeleton.

Vinegar to Soothe Your Stupidity

Don't swim because there are killer jellyfish. If you're dumb enough to swim and get stung, here's some vinegar for you.

May Cause Injury or Death

Do not swim away from crocodiles.