Scatter Like Ants

In an emergency, scatter like ants after disembarking the plane.

Prohibited Items on JetStar Flights

No Furbies.

No pagers (or is that a Tamagotchi?)...neither just to be safe.

No walkie-talkies.

No old-school Nokia phones.

No dial radios.

Inflatable Tutu

Children can be strapped into inflatable tutus for full-contact ballet.

Onsies

Everyone wears a onesie while riding in a plane. You should consider it.

Walk Like and Egyptian

At the end of the slide, walk like an Egyptian.

Go Ahead, Feel Her Up

Feel up women as you help them exit the plane.

Put Your Hands in the Air

Babies love to spin.
or
Put your hands in the air if you feel fine!

Tassels

Hold your booby tassels in water.

Little People

Help midgets with their masks.

High Babies

When babies get high, they will stare at lights.

Get Down with Your Bad Self

Boogie after exiting the plane.

Water Eyes

Create a flood with your tears.

Freezer Eyes

Make ice with your freezer glare.

Laser Eyes

Use your laser vision to start fires.

How to Breastfeed

Give people the finger and cover your face while breastfeeding.

Mermaid Risk

Life preserver may turn you into a mermaid.