Scatter Like Ants

In an emergency, scatter like ants after disembarking the plane.

Look Right

Look right, then run out in front of the car.

No Safe Access

Some might take this as an invitation to cross the barrier and keep on trekking.

Cliff Edge

When rock-climbing, use a rope.

When standing at the edge of a cliff, hop on the rocks.

Keep Your Hair On!

It did sound like an air-raid siren. Just wondering why a man in a van will shout at us in those other situations, though. Also, a suggestion: maybe they should invest in new pagers.

Emergency Use Only

Float is not a toy.

Explosive Toilet?

This sign was posted outside a restroom. I didn't feel safe.

You Rebel

Self explanatory.

Levitate a Bicycle

Use your mind to make the bike float over your head. Probably best not to attempt with a rider.

Puppies Can't Sit?

Your puppy could cause mischief 100 different ways, but sitting?

Roll up the Hill

When you fall, somersault the opposite direction.

Alcohol Strictly Prohibited on our...Parks

Strictly no wine on the park.

*Shower with a Friend or 2

Ok, conserving energy by turning off the lights, I get. But advocating showering with a friend or 2 at a hostel? Nope.

Asbestos in the Cavity

Put your pads in the asbestos-ridden container.

Judgmental Radio

Harsh radio was always judging me :(

Free Cup of Conversation

I don't know what a cup of conversation is, but I'll take anything that's free.

Car Bacon

So many ways to receive bacon in this car!

Playground?

The street IS the playground.

No Exit

No exit from the cemetary on Gravesend Place...clever.

Nap Time

The napping man doesn't have a blanket, so he must be warming up in the sun.

Whilst

What if the tram is on fire?

Invisible Owner

This dog is able to walk itself without an owner, much like the invisible dog toy of my childhood.

Why So Sad?

Australian outlets always look so sad, but this one laments being on fire.

Fuel the Fire

This sign appears to be instructing me to add gasoline to the already burning fire.

Interpreting a Trash Can

Is the trash can:

a) waving its arms in the air

b) a Viking

c) on fire

d) something else (leave a comment with your suggestin)

No Crash Helmets

But what if I'm cold or have been riding my bike? Or maybe I have epilepsy and need to wear a crash helmet. that's discrimination.

Fence Sitting May Lead to Death

No sitting on the fence...MANY PEOPLE HAVE DIED.

Cautious About Cleaning

Lie by the pool and wave when someone's cleaning.

Evil Croc

That is one evil-looking crocodile. I definitely do not think he's the safest swimming partner.

Safe at Sea

All you need to know about sea safety.

Walk in the River

Go for a stroll in the river. Just don't wear boots when stepping on plants.

Protect the Environment

Walk in the river. If you're going to step on plants, don't wear hiking boots.

I'm Confused, part 1

So, am I supposed to stop or go 30?

Why the Scotty Dog Hate?

No men's bikes.

No Scotty dogs.

No dropping rocks on birds.

No guzzling medicine.

No hiking in roller blades.

No squatting on skateboards.

Humongous Cup

Drop blocks (or enormous sugar cubes) into a giant cup.

Magnetic Hands

Use your magical, magnetic hands to lift heavy boxes.

Don't Terrify Birds

Does that bird not look petrified? Apparently, keas are horrified by food.

Prohibited Items on JetStar Flights

No Furbies.

No pagers (or is that a Tamagotchi?)...neither just to be safe.

No walkie-talkies.

No old-school Nokia phones.

No dial radios.

Many People Have Died

Don't sit on the fence because it has caused deaths.

Also, I love that there's an "injury or death" warning at many sites you see in Australia.

Seductive Grapes

Loose grapes can cause STDs.

Bridge Safety

Carry one ice skate across the bridge while the other floats behind you.

Sweatband Ban

No sweatbands while riding a bike.

When the Road is Clear

My bad, I thought I'd run out in high traffic.

Water Safety

You may stand or float in the water, but do not squat or dive onto submerged rocks.

Forgot Anything????

They seem very adamant. Check out the ALL CAPS YELLING and the number of question marks and exclamation points!!!!!!

Sounds Like a Challenge

But you could leap-frog it, or maybe pole vault.

Broken Windshields

Rocks will fly up if you try passing without lines.

Inflatable Tutu

Children can be strapped into inflatable tutus for full-contact ballet.

You Could Tip Over

No balancing on your head.