Walk Like and Egyptian

At the end of the slide, walk like an Egyptian.

Thirsty?

1) You are dehydrated if your pee is anything other than clear.

2) If your urine is blue, I'd say you have more problems than dehydration.

Barrel Rolls

You may lift your barrel and carry it in any direction, but never roll it.

Kangaroo Crossing

How do they get them to cross right there?

Try a Fork in the Toaster

Sticking a fork in the toaster may cause you to become a charred skeleton.

Where are the Children?

Know where they are, then aim for the children.

No Praying on a Hot Dog

No freeze tag.

No hand stands.

No whining.

No sippy-cups.

Don't lay your torch down.

No praying on a hot dog.

Free Beer

Free beer!...Oh wait, I see what you've done.

Seriously, Australia?

Even the platypus is venomous.

Vinegar to Soothe Your Stupidity

Don't swim because there are killer jellyfish. If you're dumb enough to swim and get stung, here's some vinegar for you.

How to Built an Igloo

1) Wear mittens.

2) Throw the barrel over the edge.

3) Pull the barrel closer.

4) Jump into your igloo.

5) Cut the igloo free.

Doggy Bag

Doggy bag doesn't have the same meaning in America.

Beware of Butterflies

Butterflies are vicious, bloodthirsty creatures. Beware!

Turn on?

Some say it could be a turn on.

May Cause Injury or Death

Do not swim away from crocodiles.

Don't Do Your Job

Cleaners, don't do your job because we pay someone else to do it.

Explosions

I'd rather not.

Don't Take Your Cat Hiking

When hiking, you must hold your buddy's hand. One buddy must be significantly taller than the other.

No cats.

Go Ahead, Feel Her Up

Feel up women as you help them exit the plane.

Put Your Hands in the Air

Babies love to spin.
or
Put your hands in the air if you feel fine!

Prohibited Items

No unibrows

No ketchup

Tassels

Hold your booby tassels in water.

Little People

Help midgets with their masks.

High Babies

When babies get high, they will stare at lights.

Get Down with Your Bad Self

Boogie after exiting the plane.

Conditions & Regulations

No 3-legged dogs (or headless dogs?).

No extra-large grapes.

Don't get your legs caught between two logs.

Adults must be nude while walking on water.

Water Eyes

Create a flood with your tears.

Freezer Eyes

Make ice with your freezer glare.

Laser Eyes

Use your laser vision to start fires.