Scatter Like Ants

In an emergency, scatter like ants after disembarking the plane.

Look Right

Look right, then run out in front of the car.

No Safe Access

Some might take this as an invitation to cross the barrier and keep on trekking.

Cliff Edge

When rock-climbing, use a rope.

When standing at the edge of a cliff, hop on the rocks.

Keep Your Hair On!

It did sound like an air-raid siren. Just wondering why a man in a van will shout at us in those other situations, though. Also, a suggestion: maybe they should invest in new pagers.

Emergency Use Only

Float is not a toy.

Explosive Toilet?

This sign was posted outside a restroom. I didn't feel safe.

You Rebel

Self explanatory.

Levitate a Bicycle

Use your mind to make the bike float over your head. Probably best not to attempt with a rider.

Puppies Can't Sit?

Your puppy could cause mischief 100 different ways, but sitting?

Roll up the Hill

When you fall, somersault the opposite direction.

Alcohol Strictly Prohibited on our...Parks

Strictly no wine on the park.

*Shower with a Friend or 2

Ok, conserving energy by turning off the lights, I get. But advocating showering with a friend or 2 at a hostel? Nope.

Asbestos in the Cavity

Put your pads in the asbestos-ridden container.

Judgmental Radio

Harsh radio was always judging me :(