Like Zombies

Drinkwalkers, only found in Adelaide, South Australia, are zombie-like creatures. Don't cross them; they'll eat your brains.

Croc Bait

Don't waive your arm in front of the crocodile, or he'll chomp it off.

Look Over Here

Look to the right while walking to the left.

Only on the Toilet, Please

Your butt should not go in the toilet, just on it (or over it, if you're a hoverer).

Onsies

Everyone wears a onesie while riding in a plane. You should consider it.

Don't Put into Oven to Dry

Isn't the oven a "natural" place to dry a blanket?

Falling up the Stairs

Don't fall down the stairs.

That's generally the stance I have when I fall going up the stairs, not down.

Earth?

Oh, I thought I was on Mars.

Now What Do I Do with It?

I don't know how I would have gotten the toilet paper without instructions, but I was lost for what to do once dispensed.

Tattoo Parlor Rules

That about covers it.