I'm Confused, part 1

So, am I supposed to stop or go 30?

Why the Scotty Dog Hate?

No men's bikes.

No Scotty dogs.

No dropping rocks on birds.

No guzzling medicine.

No hiking in roller blades.

No squatting on skateboards.

Humongous Cup

Drop blocks (or enormous sugar cubes) into a giant cup.

Magnetic Hands

Use your magical, magnetic hands to lift heavy boxes.

Don't Terrify Birds

Does that bird not look petrified? Apparently, keas are horrified by food.

Prohibited Items on JetStar Flights

No Furbies.

No pagers (or is that a Tamagotchi?)...neither just to be safe.

No walkie-talkies.

No old-school Nokia phones.

No dial radios.

Many People Have Died

Don't sit on the fence because it has caused deaths.

Also, I love that there's an "injury or death" warning at many sites you see in Australia.

Seductive Grapes

Loose grapes can cause STDs.

Bridge Safety

Carry one ice skate across the bridge while the other floats behind you.

Sweatband Ban

No sweatbands while riding a bike.