Real Instructions

7.11.2014

Your puppy could cause mischief 100 different ways, but sitting?

When you fall, somersault the opposite direction.

Strictly no wine on the park.

Ok, conserving energy by turning off the lights, I get. But advocating showering with a friend or 2 at a hostel? Nope.

Put your pads in the asbestos-ridden container.

Harsh radio was always judging me :(

I don't know what a cup of conversation is, but I'll take anything that's free.

So many ways to receive bacon in this car!

The street IS the playground.

No exit from the cemetary on Gravesend Place...clever.