Emergency Use Only

Float is not a toy.

Explosive Toilet?

This sign was posted outside a restroom. I didn't feel safe.

You Rebel

Self explanatory.

Levitate a Bicycle

Use your mind to make the bike float over your head. Probably best not to attempt with a rider.

Puppies Can't Sit?

Your puppy could cause mischief 100 different ways, but sitting?

Roll up the Hill

When you fall, somersault the opposite direction.

Alcohol Strictly Prohibited on our...Parks

Strictly no wine on the park.

*Shower with a Friend or 2

Ok, conserving energy by turning off the lights, I get. But advocating showering with a friend or 2 at a hostel? Nope.

Asbestos in the Cavity

Put your pads in the asbestos-ridden container.

Judgmental Radio

Harsh radio was always judging me :(