Walk Like and Egyptian

At the end of the slide, walk like an Egyptian.

Thirsty?

1) You are dehydrated if your pee is anything other than clear.

2) If your urine is blue, I'd say you have more problems than dehydration.

Barrel Rolls

You may lift your barrel and carry it in any direction, but never roll it.

Kangaroo Crossing

How do they get them to cross right there?

Try a Fork in the Toaster

Sticking a fork in the toaster may cause you to become a charred skeleton.

Where are the Children?

Know where they are, then aim for the children.

No Praying on a Hot Dog

No freeze tag.

No hand stands.

No whining.

No sippy-cups.

Don't lay your torch down.

No praying on a hot dog.

Free Beer

Free beer!...Oh wait, I see what you've done.

Seriously, Australia?

Even the platypus is venomous.

Vinegar to Soothe Your Stupidity

Don't swim because there are killer jellyfish. If you're dumb enough to swim and get stung, here's some vinegar for you.