Cows Eat Cars

Cows in the Atherton Tablelands get the munchies and prefer cars.

No Headless Dogs

Your dog must have its head attached.

Questionable Water Source

Don't drink water out of the random, sketchy faucet.

Trees Have the Insider Info

Or broccoli. It could be broccoli.

EXTREME UV

There's nothing other than EXTREME UV in Australia; they don't have an ozone layer.

No Standing

You mean like this? Oops!

Hands Up, Head Down

Hands up on the slide.

When you jump off the cliff, go head-first.

It Made Me Do It

The sign said to take a photo of it, so I did.

Like Zombies

Drinkwalkers, only found in Adelaide, South Australia, are zombie-like creatures. Don't cross them; they'll eat your brains.

Croc Bait

Don't waive your arm in front of the crocodile, or he'll chomp it off.