Real Instructions

7.17.2014

This sign was posted outside a restroom. I didn't feel safe.

Self explanatory.

Use your mind to make the bike float over your head. Probably best not to attempt with a rider.

Your puppy could cause mischief 100 different ways, but sitting?

When you fall, somersault the opposite direction.

Strictly no wine on the park.

Ok, conserving energy by turning off the lights, I get. But advocating showering with a friend or 2 at a hostel? Nope.

Put your pads in the asbestos-ridden container.

Harsh radio was always judging me :(

I don't know what a cup of conversation is, but I'll take anything that's free.